Thanks Steve Ritchie (you may know him from such great bands as RPR and Tanglefoot) for letting us share your review of the newly released movie, King Arthur.

"Went to see King Arthur the other night, and of all the movies I've seen in my life, this is one of them. If you're hoping for  a story that actually incorporates some of the elements of the Authurian tradition, forget it. This is Lord Of The Rings meets Transformers, with lots of mass destruction entirely unconnected to anything from the Arthurian canon. It has some guys named Arthur, Uther Pendragon, Mordred and Vortigern in it, but their names might as well have been Rensforth, Drabsickle, Smiffpizzle and Footicus. Remember in Mallory's Morte D'Arthur when the 240-foot-tall war elephants attacked the castle? Me neither. Five out of five eye-rolls.

(AND There was NO Led Zeppelin!! I kept waiting for the song they used in the trailer but even in that I was disappointed.