I’ve become aware of an over abundance of instances in the Owen Sound and surrounding area of males suffering from S.P.S ( Small Penis Syndrome), the major symptom of which is extremely loud exhausts from their internal combustion powered motor vehicles (mainly motorcycles and pickup trucks - okay, some cars).

I suggest that a local facility be set up to provide these suffering individuals, possibly on the lines of Alcoholics Anonymous,  (S.P.S.A.?), avoiding any implied stigma, so as to dispense free medication to ease their problem of erectile dysfunction.

Signed

A Recovering S.P.S er.